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In tv shows, how are the men's hair neat and trimmed, the mustaches and beards groomed; and the women have sparkling skin and no hair even when they are stranded on an island with no supplies?

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# How can a person speak underwater when drowning without any air support whatsoever, in movies and tv shows?

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# Why do ghosts come out only at night/when the power gets shut off?

# How come haunted houses are dark even during day light?

#  What happens to the henchmen who get killed in the movie- what do they tell their family?

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Why is it harder to find something that the guests request when the house is clean and the same thing in a dirty house is literally the first thing you pick off the floor?

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In a slasher thriller, why do people still get out of the car in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere and persist in trying to call from a stranger's house? Haven't they learnt from the movies that have already come and gone?

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# Why is flossing the most easiest thing to do and yet it is such a nag spending 2 minutes pressed against the basin contorting in front of the mirror?

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# How does the hair of a model endorsing the same product I use look way more shinier than mine? Does she use a different product in real life?

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# What happens when you meet another person who's wearing the same dress as you in the same shop you bought it?

# What happens when you see a person of the opposite gender wear the same outfit as you and it suits them much better?

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# Why do pregnant celebrities always hold their bumps on red carpet?

# Why do I feel like a cow when people tell me the grass is greener on my side?

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# Why am I always asked a question by a stranger immediately after I have eaten onions?

# Why do people look at me strangely when I ask for more ketchup on my Sub?

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# Why are Boyfriend jeans and Boyfriend cardigans named so even if they are in the women's section? Can't they just come up with a new name for it? They aren't the boys' and I were to get authentic ones shouldn't I be looking at men's jeans?

# By extension of the previous question- I do hope they realize Girlfriend jeans will be a ridiculous idea. Will they  call it "wear-this-jeans-if-you-have-to-escape-the-girl's-room-when-her-father-finds-out-and-yet-look-fashionable" jeans?

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# Why is it vain if I chose to put a profile picture that I look nice in? I clearly do not relish putting up a picture of sunset or a broken toenail, but if I do that is an artistic display picture?
# Why do strangers think it is funny to poke me?
# When unknown people send me requests do they really expect it to be confirmed?

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# Why do people say they have an email id, give it to us and also tell us they never check it or use it much?

#Why does the person before me in the queue always get the biggest slice of cake?

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# Why are reality stars more popular than movie stars?

# What is being famous for being famous? Does it mean I could get famous too if I were famous?! What sense does that make?

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#Why is Indian accent made fun of in foreign countries, yet in India an accent is considered sophisticated?

#Why do celebrities smile in their mugshots? They were arrested for DUI or possession of drugs...WHY ARE THEY SMILING?

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Why do ducks swim in the swimming pool even if they have their own water?

Why do spiders choose the most inopportune of moments to crawl across the towel?

Why do photographs of tennis stars always have them itching or spitting or their faces distorted?

When people write LOL, are they really laughing out aloud?

Why does the dot on the "i" require a name?

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Where's Megan Fox? Bring her back. Rosie is nice enough but the sizzling Fox is what we want..

Will the apes conquer the planet?

Why do my cookies burn?

What will happen in 2012??